you give up this poisonous dream ... you come home

Yes, Obama duped young people by not doing every single thing they want. So now, they’ll all vote Republican. It’s like when I want some bread, I won’t settle for half a loaf. Instead, I will have a muffin made of broken glass.

Stephen Colbert (via radioheadofficial)

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7 months ago on 5 October 2011 @ 6:45pm + 3,592 notes
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#stephen colbert

#the most flawless image of this man i've seen

#i loved this bit

8 months ago on 20 September 2011 @ 8:15pm + 15,621 notes
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#Jon Stewart

#Stephen Colbert

#Steve Carell

#remember when they were talking about it and stephen couldn't see exactly where the camera was so he had to guess

#cool story bro does it come in hetero?

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8 months ago on 18 September 2011 @ 7:10pm + 1,197 notes
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#stephen colbert

#jon stewart

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9 months ago on 3 September 2011 @ 10:30am + 8,526 notes
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#stephen colbert

#jon stewart

#they were my first rps ship ever

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lemondifficult:theinquietude:

How to Ruin Same-Sex Marriages

My favorite part of this? That the guy’s name was Jonathan. You know who it’s a nod to.

Also, y’know, the fact that a Rabbi is marrying them.

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9 months ago on 30 August 2011 @ 9:51pm + 20,924 notes
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#stephen colbert

#jon stewart

#watching this live was something i'll never forget

Stephen Colbert reporting on a scandal involving Prince Charles. (x)

10 months ago on 4 August 2011 @ 11:58pm + 1,958 notes
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#stephen colbert

#holy fuck i am no longer able to even

I was truly gratified recently to see that even after the things I’ve said about Muslims, I received a contribution from Arab-American viewer Suq Madiq. [breaks] I trust I’m pronouncing that correctly. You’ve made your parents proud! Your father, Liqa Madiq, and your mother who still goes by her maiden name, Munchma Quchi. [cracks up]

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1 year ago on 25 March 2011 @ 10:44pm + 4,593 notes
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#Stephen Colbert

#Stephen King

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The two Stephens, Stephen Colbert and Stephen King.

THIS IS MY FAVOURITE GIF IN THE WORLD

I couldn’t not reblog this.

must be on my blog again

forever my favourite

Stephen King, you are so srs.